Missive from parts of Africa

A light hearted and sometimes serious look at moving 6000km into a place in Africa: April 2007. Promoted back to South Africa, the missive will continue to track my foray's into deepest Africa as and when I get there.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The Missive moves further South for the Holidays

Very much like Santa who moves South over Xmas, I too am moving south over Xmas.

So to all 9 of you who read this blog. May your Xmas be a stunner and the pressies be rich in happiness.

As we enter 2006 and start the long walk once again, may your path be smooth and downhill.

I have another 12 months left of this missive and one hopes I will be able to elicit a belly laugh once in a while.

Keep on smiling :)

I know 0 I am...

S ex
S ushi
S and

(and more nookie)
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Sunday, December 18, 2005

What happens after a hard days work on the site

Will that bloody bunny slow down already!!

Yip. It amazes me how it point blankly refuses to slow down.

The “fun” part of December is a month end in the middle of the month. I am a creature of habit as far as work goes and generally schedule stuff over the weeks of the month. Given that I do not schedule a month end in the middle of the month, it takes a bit of additional planning to get it done.

Friday was my day to get stuck in and make like a punch clerk. What I did not account for was a 4 hour meeting at one of the mines which killed all time until 1pm and another afternoon meeting with another client on progress of all the fun orders we have got from them. Couple this with all the expats been down south, commissioning at our refrigeration plant in Obuasi and planning for the job at our new client 5 hours to the North West.

I got stuck in to input clerk stuff at around 3 and once again the 5pm “we shall shut JDE down to do a day end” got me. No worries – I have Saturday and Sunday to kill the rest of the stuff.

Nope – at 5:15pm see email from said new client requesting a contract kick off meeting at 10.00 am the following day. Call me silly, but if you are going to request a meeting, 24 hours notice is always a good option.

What that did mean was it was too late to set off and sleep in Obuasi to cut the trip down to 3 hours, and I was looking at a 4am wake up to make it to the meeting in time. Peeved? Yup - I was peeved, but hey – what the client wants, the client gets….. call me a prostitute!

Saturday was a 4am wake up – much cursing and the road was hit at 4:30. Now you all know how I feel about night driving in this wonderful country, with the narrow roads, trucks that only have hi beam and drive in the middle of the road and of course the pedestrians.

What I missed out in all of that is the farking mist in the mornings. I could not believe how thick it was and the fact that it endured most of the journey with a few breaks in-between. Despite all this, I managed to make the mine at 9:15. (after stopping at a shop to buy an energy drink when I found myself falling asleep at around 7am)

Meeting was cordial and quite relaxed, and everyone seems comfortable they know what we/they are doing. I did however sneak a look at some S curves on the wall and made a mental note that everyone on site was way behind.

Our small little site office looked good and the newly painted plant worked well from an image perspective. Now it remains to see if the job can kick off properly on Monday.

The lads then advised me of a shorter route home via Bibiani. Once I found Bibiani I knew my way home. However…….

There is 92 km of dirt road from there to here. Said road is populated by logging trucks and small villages. While overtaking one of said log trucks which was kicking up enough dust to make the Sahara vanish, I “made inappropriate contact with a farking monster pothole” A week before I am due to go home, a week when I have a shite load of stuff to do and I am holding on with white knuckles to a steering wheel, with the nose and arse of my car doing the point in the air number, a bloody large log truck on my right and jungle on my left.

So: Instead of my car been serviced while I am away – it is now been serviced and repaired. “Insert swearwords here”

Jerome – site manager from Obuasi came over to Tarkwa yesterday and we were to burn some ostrich steaks marinated in Mustard Seed, Coconut milk and chilli chutney. Jerome was kind enough to find a bottle of Capitan’s in Obuasi to resolve the fact you cannot find Captains in any of the regular shops in Tarkwa.

Once again – plans were changed when Rudi phoned and we ended up at Erik’s house with the Ostrich steaks as starters and a wonderful lamb knuckle potjie as a main course. The captain was dealt a mortal blow!

To cap off a great vehicle night – on the way home I had a blow out and realised how bloody stupid the design of the Pajero is. In order to jack up the rear wheel, you need to almost get right underneath the car to find the jacking point. (yup I had to consult the manual as we spent a while looking for a hard spot to jack the car up.)

I slept well last night…. I slept very well last night.

I am going to take a shotgun to that bunny

Saturday, December 10, 2005

When The Bunny Refuses to Wind Down

As the year winds down to the festive season it appears all our clients have realised that stuff is needed urgently. I do also think the gold price breaking the $500 / oz. barrier has a lot to do with it.

What does this mean for us? It means the relaxed move to the shutdown on the 16th has become a frantic rush to trying to get home on the 23rd. All this made a whole lot more fun by the fact changing flights to South Africa in the week before Xmas is a mission. We have a very nice lady in SA – Kashi – who works for our travel agency who has managed against all odds to confirm our lads back on flights in time for Xmas. You have no idea how depressed guys get when they realise they may not be home in time for Xmas. We had three difficult days before all the flights were confirmed.

What this also means for me is that I will be spending a huge amount of time on the road in the next 10 days opening up one new site and closing down three. Security over the Xmas season is always an issue but as we are not closing the workshops at least we will not have to make sure that all the containers holding stores are welded shut.

The nice thing about the $500 + gold price is we have confirmed orders which in total exceed my budget until April. That is a first for me since I arrived here. Couple that with a nice large contract award starting in February and the work that Ian and his team are doing in Nigeria, West Africa has hit the radar screens at Head Office in a big way. I assume we will be getting a lot of visits from higher ups in the New Year.

My travels over the last week consisted of Obuasi, Accra, Kenyase, Tarkwa and Bogoso. Clocking up the miles still without a working CD player, which means I am spending a lot of time flipping through the local radio stations appreciating West African Music as well as catching the talk shows.

The biggest news still relates to the revelations by the (soon to be former) head of the ruling party who in an “interview” a few weeks ago alluded to the President been party to collecting kickbacks from contractors.

In Ghana these “interviews” are sometimes carried out by bugging private meetings, which is what happened here. This obviously restarted the whole debate around ethics in journalism etc.

The Serious Fraud Office has now got involved and it is going to be interesting to see what happens on this score.

One good point was made, which pointed out that political parties in Ghana are not financed by the Taxpayer but by “private donations”. It does follow that raising sufficient funds to drive a party machine may require some fancy footwork on the fund raising side. This however does mean that eventually the taxpayer picks up the tab if kickbacks are involved.

Some funny anecdotes came about as well from these discussions.

“The NDC (previous government) would look at company results published in the newspapers and know that 10% was coming their way”

In Ghana there is a quaint tradition at Xmas to give gifts of hampers. These hampers contain food and drink items and are normally in a box. They are now known as “kickbox”

When questioned about the ethics of bugging a private meeting, the Journo stated quite glibly that he would not have got this information if he asked the party chairman directly.

There was also a wonderful article about Journalism and the “art” of asking questions without offending the interviewee. It stated instead of asking a direct question such as “Did you take a bribe?” you need to say “People are talking about the possibility you have been involved in taking bribes”. My response to that method of asking questions is “bunkim” (I had a stronger work in mind). Ask the question directly demmet. If the guy gets offended, tough! Which is the reason why I am not a Journo. *chuckle*

We have had endless problems with out Sat system in Tarkwa which is now trying my patience. It also appears that our computer support team (third party) has been replaced in the New Year with a new computer support company. This should make life interesting. I am however far advanced with my VPN and soon hopefully we will not require the Vsat system at all.

Another interesting development is the total cock up in the “computerized” school allocations. That was discussed at length in preceding blogs. It appears – as the first term draws to a close – some 20% of students have not been allocated a school. In my book – someone needs to get fired!

It also appears that guys have been allocated to all girls schools and visa versa, which although not many are complaining has caused some issues.

Want to stuff something up? Give it to a computer programmer who does not bother to do sufficient test runs before going live. I mean for farks sake – it is a simple relational database system (which if I know Africa was written in access).

But hey – life does go on – except for the poor students that have missed a term of school


Right – the system is up and running – emails are flooding in – so lemme get at the day.

Hope you are smiling!!