An IT guy who loves his Job
We have been having IT issues lately.
It is month end and I am trying to do my reports. Besides not having access to certain reports, I finally got access to my procurement and this email followed from me to the Helpdesk.
Good day (once again)
I have attached my spreadsheet – data imported from Purchase over listing projects BU – CSV.
In G921 a little china man has spilt his Chinese copy of war and peace.
Would this be just a matter of ignoring the little china man and hope he goes away – or could this be the start of the Chinese Take over of the world and in that cell there is a hidden message which tells us when it is all going to happen?
Your time is required to allay my Chinese fears – and possibly save the world from a decade of poor Shrimp Foo Yong.
Regards
The response however floored me!
CAS-34713-DMBPGO will be handled by our foremost boerekos warrior because nothing is worse than a decade of bad Shrimp Foo Wong.
The case number above will give you access to all battle information should the Chinese advance.
The battle control center is available 24 hours a day seven days a week on 011-806-0266.
Please feel free to make use of our service anytime you may require it.
Kind regards
Kevin
Kevin! You Biscuit! I know the IT lads are under loads of pressure with all the kak, and to have a sense of humour such as that is – takes balls!!
It is month end and I am trying to do my reports. Besides not having access to certain reports, I finally got access to my procurement and this email followed from me to the Helpdesk.
Good day (once again)
I have attached my spreadsheet – data imported from Purchase over listing projects BU – CSV.
In G921 a little china man has spilt his Chinese copy of war and peace.
Would this be just a matter of ignoring the little china man and hope he goes away – or could this be the start of the Chinese Take over of the world and in that cell there is a hidden message which tells us when it is all going to happen?
Your time is required to allay my Chinese fears – and possibly save the world from a decade of poor Shrimp Foo Yong.
Regards
The response however floored me!
CAS-34713-DMBPGO will be handled by our foremost boerekos warrior because nothing is worse than a decade of bad Shrimp Foo Wong.
The case number above will give you access to all battle information should the Chinese advance.
The battle control center is available 24 hours a day seven days a week on 011-806-0266.
Please feel free to make use of our service anytime you may require it.
Kind regards
Kevin
Kevin! You Biscuit! I know the IT lads are under loads of pressure with all the kak, and to have a sense of humour such as that is – takes balls!!
4 Comments:
*chuckle* Not often you find a sense of humour in IT support
*hehe* good one! Did you eventually contact the "control battle centre"?
Nope - The battle centre contacted me and told me it appeared to be a once off and the chinese had retreated for the moment. :)
the chinese relocated to my pc for a week of respite before doing battle esle where. I have now wrestled control of my own pc back into my own hands and am now back posting.
finally got around to finding out the whereabouts of my new friend Antoine
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