Wise words for future reference:
.1.
When you decide to spit roast a pig on a Sunday and the houseboy places the pig in the freezer, make sure you take said pig out to defrost the night before.
Consequences of not following the above wise words.
The frozen pig does not get cooked in time for lunch. The frozen pig also does not get cooked in time for dinner. The pig when cooked tastes really nice, even though by that stage everyone is too pissed to realize it.
Rescue opportunity when you realize you should have not followed wise words
Cook chicken in the oven so people do not fall over completely
.2.
When you decide to have a pig braai in Tarkwa, make sure you do not have a meeting in Kenyasi the following day which requires you to travel to Obuasi the night before.
Consequences of not following the above wise words.
You get pissed and decide it is never a good idea to drive Ghana roads when in such a state. – although it may make the other drivers seem like they are driving well.
Rescue opportunity when you realize you should have not followed wise words
None really. It then requires that you wake up at 4.30am – and leave home at 5.00 am in order to get to the meeting on time. Unfortunately you only have yourself to blame.
When you decide to spit roast a pig on a Sunday and the houseboy places the pig in the freezer, make sure you take said pig out to defrost the night before.
Consequences of not following the above wise words.
The frozen pig does not get cooked in time for lunch. The frozen pig also does not get cooked in time for dinner. The pig when cooked tastes really nice, even though by that stage everyone is too pissed to realize it.
Rescue opportunity when you realize you should have not followed wise words
Cook chicken in the oven so people do not fall over completely
.2.
When you decide to have a pig braai in Tarkwa, make sure you do not have a meeting in Kenyasi the following day which requires you to travel to Obuasi the night before.
Consequences of not following the above wise words.
You get pissed and decide it is never a good idea to drive Ghana roads when in such a state. – although it may make the other drivers seem like they are driving well.
Rescue opportunity when you realize you should have not followed wise words
None really. It then requires that you wake up at 4.30am – and leave home at 5.00 am in order to get to the meeting on time. Unfortunately you only have yourself to blame.
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